Teasers, Teasers, and More Teasers...

I am reading Champion by Robert J. Crane and I came across a quote from it that was super funny I just had to share it.  Here it goes:

"She's a real peach.  One laced with arsenic, but still...a peach."

"Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, eh?"

J'anda's half- smile had turned into a smirk.

"Can you assholes stop talking in fruit metaphors?" Vaste's brow was furrowed in annoyance.  "You're making me crave pie."

I just adore Vaste!  He is a huge troll who is smart and most definitely funny.  

This is the third book in the Sanctuary Series.  If you are interested in Vaste or any of other other super awesome characters check out my interview with Robert J. Crane here.


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